Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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