With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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