What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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