fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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