I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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