and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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