Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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