She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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