I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I touched a dick in church today
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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