is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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