The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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