Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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