So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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