Don't you send me to vm
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
