I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I touched a dick in church today
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