On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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