Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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