Dual....:-)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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