She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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