i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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