Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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