yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
operation have a gay friend backfired
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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