oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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