The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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