I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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