So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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