Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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