So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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