He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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