You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
