what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
one might say we're banned from that church
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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