My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i think i have herpe
just one?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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