Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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