Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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