I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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