Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
