sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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