found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
