the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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