whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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