I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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