i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We need to rekindle our bromance
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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