he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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