I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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