im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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