Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he puts the penis in happiness.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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