I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can I color on your dick again?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
