well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
