Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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