i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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