I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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