The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
do nipples grow back?
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