guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My Sexting was not on an AP level
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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