Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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